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Monday, October 10, 2005

AT LAST!!!! I'VE FOUND IT!!! A fanfic that exactly matches the descriptions of Don's desires!!!
Kyaaahahahahaha!!!
So one day I was surfing the net, chanced upon a yaoi fanfic website and guess what? One of the fanfics has the licking thing in it!!! The only slight difference is that the author used ice-cream instead of chocolate sauce..... hahaha.... the moment i read that part, i immediately thought of the licking sauce thingy... hahaha.... okok....

This website is a cool one (?)... cause the author even read books on human body parts in order to try and write out these smutty fics much more realistically... What I'm gonna put down here is what the author has found out from her 'research'... It's quite graphic so people who hates sex and bodily functions associated with sex, do not read it!!!

Oh yar, before you start screaming 'ALP IS A PERVERT!!!', this is actually not totally about sex... more like what happens to your body when you have sex... I personally think it's quite educational (?)... haha... sounds weird, but i learnt quite some (decent) stuff....

Here goes:

"Generally, the younger the man, the more eager. And vice versa, older men take it slower. This is the good part in pairing a young uke and an older seme: Inexperienced men are also prone to premature ejaculation. So making the uke come twice is actually realistic."

"You can find detailed explanations in any medical/biological book from the local library, look for sexual health/disorders. Basically what happens is that blood is pumped into the penis and due to some anatomical reasons, it stays there, making the penis bigger, harder and pointing up. Notice, that the erect penis is likely to point towards the navel, not straight forward or up. So if the erection is under clothing, it's likely resting against the pelvic area even when the man is standing. Only when the clothes are gone, it points straight forward (that's gravity working). Again, depending on the state of arousal (mildly, very and about to burst) and the age of the man, the angle varies. But, when the man is laying down, it does not point to the sky. No, it's flat across the lower abdomen. "

"I've heard a nice little saying about young men. "Erections are like the London subway: The trains come and go in two minutes."

"Erections don't stay that way forever. Distract them, and it's gone. Prolonged erection can even be quite painful. That's why Viagra is on prescription, healthy males taking it may wind up with a stiffness that just won't go away, and then they have to get to a doctor to put it down 'cause men can't pee with a hard on, and after some hours it's absolutely awful. "

"The sperm is also individual. The amount varies from the person to the frequency of coming. Generally it's just 2-3 teaspoons. And it tastes different depending on the man's diet. Lots of alcohol, meat and medication can make it really nasty, but fruit neutralizes it. Sometimes it's even a bit sweet. But mostly it tastes a little like... uh, I'd say plain chicken."

"Then there is the subject of the butt. Try fingering yourself. The sphincter is a really tight muscle. You need to be gentle with it. Abrupt intrusion is most likely painful, and cramming anything bigger than a finger there with no preparation and/or lube can cause tearing.
You don't have to like it, hell even most men don't like it. But some do, and fortunately for us (and their partners) there is the "magic spot" inside the male rectum. It's called prostate. Hard to find, it's the "male G-spot". Or more accurately, G-spot is the female equivalent of prostate. You're not likely to hit it in any position, you have to have the right angle, and even then it's not like a penis of any kind will stimulate it with every move. But when it does, it can be very pleasurable. Often it can produce instant orgasm. "

"Most of the pleasure of butt sex comes from three sources: The feeling of intimacy, the sensations around the rim, and indirect stimulation of the prostate. This is straight in comparison with the standard f/m sex. Woman's main source of orgasm is the clitoris, and normal intercourse gives only little if any stimulation. Majority of women can't come without direct attention to the clit. But still most enjoy intercourse. Why? Because it's so intimate. "

So here's the site if someone's wants to read it in full detail: http://www.rautalanka.net/rinoa/smut.html

And for people who wants to read her fic: http://www.rautalanka.net/rinoa/fics.html

Explodreamer blogged at 9:46 PM

PROFILE

LOADING... LOADING... LOADING COMPLETE. WELCOME TO THE PROFILE PAGE.
KINDLY PLEASE PRESS F5 BUTTON IF YOU HAD NOT READ THE FRONT PAGE, you jerk.

I'm not going to say I did this from scratch because I didn't. Still, keep on clicking on the pics as much as you like. Don't waste my efforts.

So, as you read it, this is the Profile page. I really appreciate it if you read it and recommend a social psycologist to you if you have the time to bother about reading it.

WAIT!!! DON'T GO AWAY!!! I'M JUST JOKING! READ ON!

Here you go, on a plain platter: My profile

Name: Explodreamer (ALP)

DOB: 28 Nov

Blood type: -beep- type

3 sizes: -beep beep beep-

Status: Part time employed/Part time student

Lvl: 22

Job: Fujyoshi 腐女子

Coins: It's really great that I can save coins playing Voltorb Flip. But it's hard to accumulate a lot of it.

HP: Technically speaking, 15. Can be powered up by 100 times with dark skills such as yaoi, anime and beer.

MP: Extreme imagination, usually corrupting and unhealthy. Serious damage to holy characters.

AP: I can survive almost anywhere with a functional computer, proper bathroom, decent food, a good bed and aircon.

TP: Almost switch-girl material

Res: Very weak to Gintama/fantasy/18+ content. Average on Food. Strong against work.

Evd %: Strong procrastination and anti-social behavior.

Agl: Nil. Unless provoked by stalkers, noise makers and finger waggers.

Acc.: Must. Have. Baby G watch. MP4 player, HP, wallet. And DS.

WISHLIST

Simple as that. Do me a favour by GIVING me, or at least tell me where to get the ones below for a really cheap price(not from online stores, though).

1. Find a full time job where I can stay around longer

2. Xperion or maybe Omnia

3. Sony Vaio super flat laptop

4. Whole set of Gintama/Gravitation/Love Mode manga

5. Whole set of Onmyouji novel by Yumemakura Baku

6. Visit Jump Fest/Comiket/Kyoto/Touyako (to get that bokuto) in Japan

7. A bigger room. Even better; another room dedicated to my collection of books and manga

8. Get a specialised sth degree so that I can work freelance or something seemingly relaxing

9. Have my own comics rental shop or anime cafe

10. A really good AFA with Ishida Akira as Guest (or someone as good)

11. Relax. Just like Asakura Yoh

12. ...Natto

13. .... Natto and pudding. Maybe some whip?

14. STOP STALKING MY BLOG, YOU STALKING KUNOICHI!

LIST OF ANIME/MANGA

You see, cos ALP is having so much fun doing up this blog, she decides to include something random in there. Hence, the list of anime and manga that she has read/watched.
What's listed here doesn't mean I've watched the whole series, but the least would be 15 min/a chapter - an episode/volume.

A = watched the anime
M = read the Manga/Novel
D = listened to the Drama CD/live action
G = played the Game

DJ = Doujin

GINTAMA (A/M/D/G)
.hack//Roots (A)
Ah! My Goddess (A/M)
Arakawa Under the Bridge (A)
Akazuki Chacha (A)
Allison & Lillia (A)
Amatsuki (A/M/D)
Antique Bakery (A/M/D)
Ayakashi (A)
Ayatsuri Sakon (A/M)
Ayashi no Ceres (M)
Azumanga Daioh (A/M)
Bartender (A)
Brave Story (A)
Bakemonogatari (A)
Battle Programmer SHIRASE (A)
Bleach (A)
Blood + (A/M)
Bokusatsu Tenshin Dokuro-chan (A)
Bus Gamer (A/M)
Busou Renkin (A/M)
Cardcaptor Sakura (A/M/G)
Crimson Spell (M)
Chaos;Head (A)
Chi's Sweet Home (A)
Chobits (M)
Chrono Trigger (A/G)
Code Geass (A)
Cowboy Bebop (A)
D.Gray Man (A)
Darker Than Black (A)
Death Note (A/M/D)
Desert Punk (A)
Detroit Metal City (A/M)
Digimon (A)
D.N. Angel (M)
Detective Academy Q (M/D)
Devil May Cry (A)
Dragon Drive (M)
Dragonaut: The Resonance (A)
Earl and Fairy (A)
El Hazard: The Alternative World (A)
Evagelion (A)
Fujyoshi kanojo (D/M)
Fuyu no Semi (A/M/D)
FLCL
(A) Fruits Basket (A/D)
Fate/Stay Night(A)
Full Metal Panic fumoffu (A)
Full Metal Alchemist (A)
FF: Advent Children (A)
FF: Crisis Core (A)
Gantz (M)
Gankutsuou (A)
Gundam Seed (A)
Getbackers (A/M)
Ghost Hound (A)
Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei/Goku/Zan (A)
Gravitation (A/DJ)
Gamerz Heaven (DJ)
Gokudo-kun manyuki (A)
GTO (A)
Gyagu Manga Biyori (A)
Haru wo Daiteita (A/M)
Hetalia (A)
Hellsing (A)
Hikaru no Go (M)
Inukami! (A/M)
ICE (A)
Inuyasha (A)
Jyu Oh Sei (A)
Jigoku Shoujo (A)
Junjou Romantica (A)
Kamen no Maid Guy (A)
Kamisama Kazoku (A)
Kare Kano (A)
Kekkaishi (A)
King of Bandit Jing (A/M)
Kogepan (A)
Kyou kara Maou! (A)
Kino no Tabi (A/M)
Kita e: Diamond Dust Drops (A)
Kokoro Library (A)
K-ON! (A)
Koutetsu Sangokushi (A)
Kurenai (A)
Kindaichi Shounen no Jikenbo (A/M)
Kuroshitsuji (A)
Kurozuka (A)
Kyou no Go no Ni (A)
Kyouran Kazoku Nikki (A)
Kara no Kyoukai (A)
Loveless (A/M)
Love Hina (A)
Lovely Complex (A)
Lucky Star (A/M)
Maburaho (A)
Minami-ke (A)
Macademi Wasshoi (A)
Mahou Sensei Negima (A)
Maple Story (A/G)
Megaman (G)
Miracle Train (A)
Mirage of Blaze (A)
Monster Princess (A)
Macross Frontier (A)
Magic Kaito (A/M)
Mahoraba ~Heartful Days~ (A)
Mai-Hime (A)
Majin Tantei Nougami Neuro (A)
Mamoru-kun ni Megami no Shukufuku wo! (A)
Mamotte Shugogetten (A/M)
Matantei Loki Ragnarok (A/M)
Minami-ke (A)
Mnemosyne (A)
Mokke (A)
Monochrome Factor (A)
Moyashimon (A)
Murder Princess (A)
Nabari no Ou (A)
Nagasarete Airantou (A)
Naruto/Shippuuden (A/M)
Natsume Yuujinchou & Zoku (A/M)
Nurarihyon no mago (D/M)
Night Wizard (A)
Nogizaka Haruka no Himitsu (A)
Ouran Host Club (A/M)
Onegai Teacher (A)
Papa to Kiss in the Dark (A)
Princess Princess (A)
Patarillo (A)
One Piece (A)
Rental Magica (A)
Ranma 1/2 (A)
Romeo x Juliet (A)
Rosario + Vampire (A/M)
Rozen Maiden (A)
Rurouni Kenshin (A/M)
Gensoumaden Saiyuki/Saiyuki Reload/Saiyuki Reload Gunlock/Saiyuki gaiden (A/M)
Samurai 7 (A)
Samurai Champloo (A)
Shigofumi (A)
School Rumble (A)
Scrapped Princess (A)
Sekirei (A)
Shakugan no Shana (A)
Shaman King (A/M)
Shingetsutan Tsukihime (A)
Summer wars (A)
Sketchbook ~Full colors~ (A)
Sister Princess (A)
Slam Dunk (A)
Slayers (A)
Shounen Onmyouji (A)
Special A (A)
Steamboy (A)
Sword of Stranger (A)
Spice and Wolf (A)
Sumomo mo momo mo (A)
Suteki Tantei Labyrinth (A)
Pandora Hearts (A)
Paprika (A)
Peacemake Kurogane (A)
Tales of Phantasia (A/G)
Trinity Blood (A)
Tokyo Babylon (A/M)
Tsukuyomi -Moon Phase- (A)
To Aru Majutsu no Index (A)
To Aru Kagaku no Railgun (A)
Toki wo kakeru shoujo (A)
Tenshi no Shippo (A)
Suzumiya Haruhi no Yuutsu (A/M)
Tokyo Underground (A)
Tsubasa Chronicle (A/M)
Vampire Knight (A)
Wagaya no Oinari sama (A)
Working!!! (A)
Witch Hunter Robin (A)
Weiss Kruez (A)
World Destruction (A/M)
xxxHolic (A/M)
Yamato Nadeshiko Shichi Henge (A)
Yami no Matsuei (A/M/D)
Yami to Boushi to Hon no Tabibito (A)
Yotsuba & (M)
Yu-Gi-Oh! (A/M)
Yozakura Quartet (A)
Yume Tsukai (A)
Zero no Tsukaima (A)
Zombie Loan (A)