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Sunday, May 16, 2010

THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE! FOR THE FIRST TIME IN THE BANK, I DIDN'T RECEIVE MY SALARY ON TIME.

Terrible deep shit taken on a timing when i fucking need the money.

First thing in the morning i went to print my payslip and GASP! $80+ credited into my acc. WTF. I checked with a senior colleague if we're paid seperately if the payday falls on a wkend. Nope, we'd be paid as usual. I checked with my CSM and she went 'oh no, did boss forget to approve?' Nope, I checked my records and they were all approved. I checked with another part time retired colleague. Nope, he didn't receive his salary either.

So I spent the whole day trying very hard not to vent my anger on other ppl. REALLY HARD. As a result, smsed a few buddies and received some decent 'let us get angry together with u' smses. Hey, I'm not complaining. I'm glad abt it.

Now, at the end of the day, my CSM asked me to check the records (which I did already earlier). I told her they're all approved on 7th May.

"Seventh...?"

Oh pls, dun tell me it's past the accounts' deadline.

"The last day to submit is around 3rd or 2nd."

FUCK.

Yes, tat asshole approved it past the damn deadline. He didn't work today, so I can't really kill him on the spot. HR in the bank is so anal that they insist that if they dun receive the claims by the deadline, u gotta wait for the 15th nxt mth. (thru my past exp talking shit with them)

And if they insists the same shit again when I contact them on Monday, they're all dead shit. It's fucking anal cos come on, u're a big bank and u can't fork out one part timer's salary? Screw regulations, that's ur fucking business with the government. I did what I duly did, it's the boss's fault and you can't push it to me. I'm gonna cry to MOM if I don't get my salary by next wk.

The problem is WHY? WHY DID THIS SHIT HAPPEN? ALP could forsee some simple minded excuse the man could come up with. 1st may's labor day, 2nd may's sunday and 3rd may's probably the work-day he was too busy fucking some bitch in a cheap hotel nearby. WHAT WERE YOU BUSY WITH?!

The help my colleagues n CSM gave are reaaaaaaally pathetic. Shows how terrible UOB's HR sucks. First thing they asked kindly was 'if u wan a loan, look for me' or 'Maybe get cash advance from the boss'. That'd sound nice if it didn't involve any CASH. Cos what i want is my FULL CASH. No cash advances or anything. I dun owe u any shit and I deserve to get it on time. What abt my CPF contribution? Are u gonna indicate tat it's actually for the previous month? Another more 'alert' colleague said something cleverer. WHAT IF SOMEONE NEEDED THE MONEY URGENTLY? WHAT IF THEY PAID THEIR BILLS THRU GIRO? The most basic thing about WORK/JOB is compensation. It's a give n take situation. I work for u, giving u my time n effort, u give me money in return. No shit like 'wait for 15th nxt mth.' How bout wait for my fist in ur face?

On a lighter note, some idiot came to the branch to complain tat he had some transactions stuck in the internet. Turns out to be subscription fees for porn sites. Sucker. Every mth paying ard 200+. And this man's pathetically broke. Probably computer illiterate too. The kind tat listens to one fren nia.
It seemed tat cos I looked so bo chap abt it, when I asked wat kind of shopping was it, he frankly said 'porn site' Ouch. I know the temptation. U see the previews and trailers and they all make u wanna click 'buy it'. In any case, I helped him call the call center, this clever guy said tat it'd be pointless to cancel the card cos the website could still find ways to claim for the subscription. So I told him in the worst case scenario where he can't negotiate with the website, gotta close account. Poor thing seh. He wallked off as if his balls were snatched by two crazy onmyouji. That was probably the most interesting event I've ever had. First, cos I noe how porn sites can screw u up. Second, someone actually proved that this can actually happen. In some way, Cool~

Ok, gotta check out MOM site to get ready my fall back plan.

Explodreamer blogged at 1:43 AM

PROFILE

LOADING... LOADING... LOADING COMPLETE. WELCOME TO THE PROFILE PAGE.
KINDLY PLEASE PRESS F5 BUTTON IF YOU HAD NOT READ THE FRONT PAGE, you jerk.

I'm not going to say I did this from scratch because I didn't. Still, keep on clicking on the pics as much as you like. Don't waste my efforts.

So, as you read it, this is the Profile page. I really appreciate it if you read it and recommend a social psycologist to you if you have the time to bother about reading it.

WAIT!!! DON'T GO AWAY!!! I'M JUST JOKING! READ ON!

Here you go, on a plain platter: My profile

Name: Explodreamer (ALP)

DOB: 28 Nov

Blood type: -beep- type

3 sizes: -beep beep beep-

Status: Part time employed/Part time student

Lvl: 22

Job: Fujyoshi 腐女子

Coins: It's really great that I can save coins playing Voltorb Flip. But it's hard to accumulate a lot of it.

HP: Technically speaking, 15. Can be powered up by 100 times with dark skills such as yaoi, anime and beer.

MP: Extreme imagination, usually corrupting and unhealthy. Serious damage to holy characters.

AP: I can survive almost anywhere with a functional computer, proper bathroom, decent food, a good bed and aircon.

TP: Almost switch-girl material

Res: Very weak to Gintama/fantasy/18+ content. Average on Food. Strong against work.

Evd %: Strong procrastination and anti-social behavior.

Agl: Nil. Unless provoked by stalkers, noise makers and finger waggers.

Acc.: Must. Have. Baby G watch. MP4 player, HP, wallet. And DS.

WISHLIST

Simple as that. Do me a favour by GIVING me, or at least tell me where to get the ones below for a really cheap price(not from online stores, though).

1. Find a full time job where I can stay around longer

2. Xperion or maybe Omnia

3. Sony Vaio super flat laptop

4. Whole set of Gintama/Gravitation/Love Mode manga

5. Whole set of Onmyouji novel by Yumemakura Baku

6. Visit Jump Fest/Comiket/Kyoto/Touyako (to get that bokuto) in Japan

7. A bigger room. Even better; another room dedicated to my collection of books and manga

8. Get a specialised sth degree so that I can work freelance or something seemingly relaxing

9. Have my own comics rental shop or anime cafe

10. A really good AFA with Ishida Akira as Guest (or someone as good)

11. Relax. Just like Asakura Yoh

12. ...Natto

13. .... Natto and pudding. Maybe some whip?

14. STOP STALKING MY BLOG, YOU STALKING KUNOICHI!

LIST OF ANIME/MANGA

You see, cos ALP is having so much fun doing up this blog, she decides to include something random in there. Hence, the list of anime and manga that she has read/watched.
What's listed here doesn't mean I've watched the whole series, but the least would be 15 min/a chapter - an episode/volume.

A = watched the anime
M = read the Manga/Novel
D = listened to the Drama CD/live action
G = played the Game

DJ = Doujin

GINTAMA (A/M/D/G)
.hack//Roots (A)
Ah! My Goddess (A/M)
Arakawa Under the Bridge (A)
Akazuki Chacha (A)
Allison & Lillia (A)
Amatsuki (A/M/D)
Antique Bakery (A/M/D)
Ayakashi (A)
Ayatsuri Sakon (A/M)
Ayashi no Ceres (M)
Azumanga Daioh (A/M)
Bartender (A)
Brave Story (A)
Bakemonogatari (A)
Battle Programmer SHIRASE (A)
Bleach (A)
Blood + (A/M)
Bokusatsu Tenshin Dokuro-chan (A)
Bus Gamer (A/M)
Busou Renkin (A/M)
Cardcaptor Sakura (A/M/G)
Crimson Spell (M)
Chaos;Head (A)
Chi's Sweet Home (A)
Chobits (M)
Chrono Trigger (A/G)
Code Geass (A)
Cowboy Bebop (A)
D.Gray Man (A)
Darker Than Black (A)
Death Note (A/M/D)
Desert Punk (A)
Detroit Metal City (A/M)
Digimon (A)
D.N. Angel (M)
Detective Academy Q (M/D)
Devil May Cry (A)
Dragon Drive (M)
Dragonaut: The Resonance (A)
Earl and Fairy (A)
El Hazard: The Alternative World (A)
Evagelion (A)
Fujyoshi kanojo (D/M)
Fuyu no Semi (A/M/D)
FLCL
(A) Fruits Basket (A/D)
Fate/Stay Night(A)
Full Metal Panic fumoffu (A)
Full Metal Alchemist (A)
FF: Advent Children (A)
FF: Crisis Core (A)
Gantz (M)
Gankutsuou (A)
Gundam Seed (A)
Getbackers (A/M)
Ghost Hound (A)
Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei/Goku/Zan (A)
Gravitation (A/DJ)
Gamerz Heaven (DJ)
Gokudo-kun manyuki (A)
GTO (A)
Gyagu Manga Biyori (A)
Haru wo Daiteita (A/M)
Hetalia (A)
Hellsing (A)
Hikaru no Go (M)
Inukami! (A/M)
ICE (A)
Inuyasha (A)
Jyu Oh Sei (A)
Jigoku Shoujo (A)
Junjou Romantica (A)
Kamen no Maid Guy (A)
Kamisama Kazoku (A)
Kare Kano (A)
Kekkaishi (A)
King of Bandit Jing (A/M)
Kogepan (A)
Kyou kara Maou! (A)
Kino no Tabi (A/M)
Kita e: Diamond Dust Drops (A)
Kokoro Library (A)
K-ON! (A)
Koutetsu Sangokushi (A)
Kurenai (A)
Kindaichi Shounen no Jikenbo (A/M)
Kuroshitsuji (A)
Kurozuka (A)
Kyou no Go no Ni (A)
Kyouran Kazoku Nikki (A)
Kara no Kyoukai (A)
Loveless (A/M)
Love Hina (A)
Lovely Complex (A)
Lucky Star (A/M)
Maburaho (A)
Minami-ke (A)
Macademi Wasshoi (A)
Mahou Sensei Negima (A)
Maple Story (A/G)
Megaman (G)
Miracle Train (A)
Mirage of Blaze (A)
Monster Princess (A)
Macross Frontier (A)
Magic Kaito (A/M)
Mahoraba ~Heartful Days~ (A)
Mai-Hime (A)
Majin Tantei Nougami Neuro (A)
Mamoru-kun ni Megami no Shukufuku wo! (A)
Mamotte Shugogetten (A/M)
Matantei Loki Ragnarok (A/M)
Minami-ke (A)
Mnemosyne (A)
Mokke (A)
Monochrome Factor (A)
Moyashimon (A)
Murder Princess (A)
Nabari no Ou (A)
Nagasarete Airantou (A)
Naruto/Shippuuden (A/M)
Natsume Yuujinchou & Zoku (A/M)
Nurarihyon no mago (D/M)
Night Wizard (A)
Nogizaka Haruka no Himitsu (A)
Ouran Host Club (A/M)
Onegai Teacher (A)
Papa to Kiss in the Dark (A)
Princess Princess (A)
Patarillo (A)
One Piece (A)
Rental Magica (A)
Ranma 1/2 (A)
Romeo x Juliet (A)
Rosario + Vampire (A/M)
Rozen Maiden (A)
Rurouni Kenshin (A/M)
Gensoumaden Saiyuki/Saiyuki Reload/Saiyuki Reload Gunlock/Saiyuki gaiden (A/M)
Samurai 7 (A)
Samurai Champloo (A)
Shigofumi (A)
School Rumble (A)
Scrapped Princess (A)
Sekirei (A)
Shakugan no Shana (A)
Shaman King (A/M)
Shingetsutan Tsukihime (A)
Summer wars (A)
Sketchbook ~Full colors~ (A)
Sister Princess (A)
Slam Dunk (A)
Slayers (A)
Shounen Onmyouji (A)
Special A (A)
Steamboy (A)
Sword of Stranger (A)
Spice and Wolf (A)
Sumomo mo momo mo (A)
Suteki Tantei Labyrinth (A)
Pandora Hearts (A)
Paprika (A)
Peacemake Kurogane (A)
Tales of Phantasia (A/G)
Trinity Blood (A)
Tokyo Babylon (A/M)
Tsukuyomi -Moon Phase- (A)
To Aru Majutsu no Index (A)
To Aru Kagaku no Railgun (A)
Toki wo kakeru shoujo (A)
Tenshi no Shippo (A)
Suzumiya Haruhi no Yuutsu (A/M)
Tokyo Underground (A)
Tsubasa Chronicle (A/M)
Vampire Knight (A)
Wagaya no Oinari sama (A)
Working!!! (A)
Witch Hunter Robin (A)
Weiss Kruez (A)
World Destruction (A/M)
xxxHolic (A/M)
Yamato Nadeshiko Shichi Henge (A)
Yami no Matsuei (A/M/D)
Yami to Boushi to Hon no Tabibito (A)
Yotsuba & (M)
Yu-Gi-Oh! (A/M)
Yozakura Quartet (A)
Yume Tsukai (A)
Zero no Tsukaima (A)
Zombie Loan (A)